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current showings
"After College Graduation and the Graduate School Experiment" 5.18.2009-5.14.20
"Summer of 08 and last year of college" 5.07.2008-5.16.09
"Summer of 07 and junior year of college"" 5.10.2007-5.4.08
"Summer of 06 and sophomore year of college" 5.5.2006-5.5.2007
"freshman year of college" 8.15.2005-5.2.2006
past showings from 10.29.2004-8.11.2005
past showings from 03.15.04-09.30.04
past showings from 12.24.2002-03.12.2004

2005-08-11 - 10:27 p.m. - Having a filling shoved into a tooth sounds like nails on a chalk board.
2005-08-09 - 6:47 p.m. - It was my pleasure to eat you!
2005-08-08 - 1:00 p.m. - My problem is that I care too much.
2005-08-06 - 10:58 p.m. - Can't you make out like you have a dead poodle for the sake of conversation?
2005-08-04 - 7:18 p.m. - Men make clothes for women they want to be with, or most commonly women they want to be.
2005-08-03 - 10:03 p.m. - It's fun and destructive. It's funstructive!
2005-08-02 - 10:19 p.m. - I worry to much on things that haven't even happened yet.
2005-07-28 - 9:57 p.m. - Yell at the top of your lungs. You'll feel better.
2005-07-27 - 12:23 p.m. - I wish you'd put your uniform on instead of going around naked that way. You might start a trend, and then I'll never get of all this goldarned cotton.
2005-07-25 - 10:42 p.m. - On my planet, all donkeys fly.
2005-07-20 - 10:45 p.m. - Today's advice: never eat pickles and smile at the same time. It hurts.
2005-07-16 - 10:41 p.m. - Java Junction Poetry Slam
2005-07-13 - 9:45 p.m. - They're unnatural enemies like Scots and English, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and Scots!
2005-07-09 - 11:14 a.m. - I am very random, so is this entry.
2005-07-06 - 9:59 p.m. - Words, words, words...
2005-06-27 - 10:08 p.m. - Road Warrior and Reading
2005-06-21 - 2:49 p.m. - Setting Sail 2005
2005-06-19 - 10:40 p.m. - We are so going to lose. They have Keanu Reeves!
2005-06-17 - 11:25 p.m. - High School Graduation
2005-06-14 - 12:42 p.m. - Ew! You like cheese! Get away from me, freak!
2005-06-13 - 5:13 p.m. - Funky Hunky Chunky Monkey
2005-06-06 - 8:28 p.m. - Quit while you ahead, Kelly.
2005-06-04 - 10:31 p.m. - A note to myself.
2005-06-03 - 9:11 p.m. - A cold? In late spring?
2005-05-30 - 8:47 p.m. - A rude Frenchman? Why, I never!
2005-05-28 - 2:38 p.m. - New layout: beach sunset
2005-05-27 - 5:27 p.m. - What do you call a bird that doesn't eat? A polynomial.
2005-05-27 - 4:28 a.m. - You sound shocked by that!
2005-05-23 - 9:24 p.m. - In a blink of an eye.
2005-05-22 - 9:11 a.m. - And I am still here.
2005-05-11 - 6:00 a.m. - AP Government test today... this is a new type of test for the President.
2005-05-09 - 7:16 p.m. - Sure. Everyone has an inner frat boy.
2005-05-06 - 6:35 a.m. - My brain was deep fried. Zombies like deep fried brain.
2005-05-05 - 6:24 a.m. - AP English 12 test... is that supposed to be a new drug test?
2005-05-03 - 7:18 p.m. - My name... why do you want to know my name?
2005-04-30 - 6:41 p.m. - Witty retorts are hard to find.
2005-04-28 - 10:57 p.m. - CSI: Marine Biology
2005-04-26 - 9:27 p.m. - Bloody nipple. Do you like that?
2005-04-19 - 8:01 p.m. - That was an oddly specific problem.
2005-04-15 - 5:01 p.m. - My Inner European is...
2005-04-13 - 6:20 p.m. - The surface is getting hotter...
2005-04-11 - 8:49 p.m. - It is not about you! It's about the duck!
2005-04-09 - 5:50 p.m. - Admitted freshman day at CNU.
2005-04-09 - 8:37 a.m. - I need to shave the cat.
2005-04-08 - 4:20 p.m. - And things just continue to get worse...
2005-04-07 - 6:42 p.m. - Always hope for the best.
2005-04-03 - 10:07 p.m. - Stop it! You're making the dog gay!
2005-04-02 - 11:19 p.m. - The passing of a pope
2005-04-01 - 10:14 p.m. - I carried them up piece by piece in my stomachs.
2005-03-30 - 4:12 p.m. - And tell, do you really know the great chicken?
2005-03-29 - 9:32 p.m. - You say hello and I say goodbye.
2005-03-28 - 3:31 p.m. - And then, I was like... where am I?
2005-03-27 - 10:26 p.m. - Honey, the butler's dead!
2005-03-25 - 11:41 p.m. - Redecorating, blood everywhere!
2005-03-20 - 7:08 p.m. - Poem: Winter walk through the woods
2005-03-17 - 12:01 a.m. - Sometimes I wonder if this really is a dream.
2005-03-16 - 4:42 p.m. - I don't think I'm breathing!
2005-03-10 - 8:52 p.m. - This is the foggest fog ever...
2005-03-10 - 12:52 a.m. - Why can't I sleep tonight?
2005-03-06 - 8:40 p.m. - Promises like hearts are made to be broken.
2005-03-03 - 9:49 p.m. - The monkeys steal my underwear at night.
2005-03-03 - 6:36 a.m. - Routine is mundane.
2005-03-01 - 9:35 p.m. - I'm honest... most of time, but now isn't one of those times.
2005-03-01 - 8:14 p.m. - Pet Penguin: Oedipus
2005-02-27 - 8:09 p.m. - There once was a man from Peru...
2005-02-23 - 9:58 p.m. - I had a great quote tonight but I forgot it just now.
2005-02-21 - 9:47 p.m. - I'll be here for you until my heart is black and blue.
2005-02-19 - 11:19 p.m. - Hallmark: false hope for a $1.99.
2005-02-19 - 8:19 p.m. - Nerd for life.
2005-02-17 - 10:33 p.m. - You can't need me! Nobody needs me!
2005-02-14 - 9:30 p.m. - We all can�t be Norwegian super models, can we?
2005-02-13 - 10:06 p.m. - Dance purple monkey to the sound of techno trance music by VNV Nation!
2005-02-13 - 7:29 p.m. - Jermey is rubbing my back with his spoon arm!
2005-02-10 - 8:08 p.m. - So out of it... it isn't even funny anymore.
2005-02-09 - 9:30 p.m. - Open Mic Poetry Night v. Drama Class
2005-02-06 - 1:37 p.m. - How do you know that cats are adorable and cute?
2005-02-02 - 7:22 p.m. - All you need is love, love. Love is all you need.
2005-02-01 - 5:43 p.m. - There are times in life that just call for puppies.
2005-01-31 - 9:13 a.m. - I have never known a pigeon to growl.
2005-01-29 - 11:08 a.m. - Call me vain but I enjoy doing web searches on myself.
2005-01-28 - 7:33 p.m. - I love Friday evenings.
2005-01-27 - 6:24 p.m. - Dude, I'm trying to keep these post-it notes on my head.
2005-01-27 - 6:17 a.m. - She's like the yoda of the class because she always has something wise to say.
2005-01-25 - 9:45 p.m. - If we don't name our kids, they won't die.
2005-01-22 - 7:13 p.m. - A nice slow day has finally come.
2005-01-21 - 7:44 a.m. - Not a snow day but a one hour delay, instead!
2005-01-18 - 7:03 a.m. - It's heartburn night!
2005-01-17 - 6:57 p.m. - A SUPER long survey
2005-01-16 - 9:48 p.m. - Give them to your witch doctor friends.
2005-01-14 - 9:24 p.m. - It's bringing love. Don't let it get away!
2005-01-13 - 4:55 p.m. - Fresh air gives me hives.
2005-01-11 - 4:26 p.m. - It is time for me to read you a story...
2005-01-06 - 5:05 p.m. - I ♥ procrastnation. [that little symbol is supposed to be a heart.]
2005-01-04 - 10:10 p.m. - I don't have a catchy title because I'm brain dead tonight.
2005-01-03 - 6:54 a.m. - Fight that fatigue and become a coffee drinker!
2005-01-02 - 9:40 p.m. - So, you were saying about hot dogs?
2005-01-01 - 10:33 a.m. - Hey, Mitchell, want to smell my cast?
2004-12-31 - 6:21 p.m. - They are going to spawn my bother to death!
2004-12-30 - 10:26 p.m. - That's not a sunset, that's a bird on fire.
2004-12-29 - 10:02 p.m. - I always enjoyed seeing choas.
2004-12-25 - 10:23 p.m. - Merry Christmahanukwanzikkah
2004-12-23 - 7:54 p.m. - I would love to get a virus and give it to all my friends.
2004-12-19 - 8:57 p.m. - He's got another crystal! Run!
2004-12-18 - 8:34 p.m. - We find two pengiuns conversing over a cup of coffee...
2004-12-15 - 7:57 p.m. - Been awhile, eh?
2004-12-10 - 9:20 p.m. - Grapes are the fruit of hope.
2004-12-09 - 7:22 p.m. - Chewing Gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most.
2004-12-06 - 6:49 p.m. - I am unable to feel pain.
2004-12-04 - 11:46 p.m. - So, a monkey and a duck walk into a bar...
2004-12-04 - 4:47 p.m. - Hey, let's have a picnic right here on these war torn city outskirts!
2004-12-02 - 8:56 p.m. - But look at him! He has inner beauty, like the kind you find in a rodent.
2004-11-28 - 8:58 p.m. - So, what were you saying about a mutant army of clowns?
2004-11-25 - 12:43 a.m. - Courage is often mistaken for insanity.
2004-11-24 - 4:22 p.m. - The sand in the hour glass stands still.
2004-11-20 - 1:28 p.m. - Starbucks Coffee just owned you.
2004-11-19 - 6:32 p.m. - I said dung!
2004-11-17 - 9:38 p.m. - Hey! You're that ninja!
2004-11-15 - 6:30 p.m. - Shamrock and roll!
2004-11-14 - 4:16 p.m. - Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a flying mammel with wings! Huh! It's a bat!
2004-11-13 - 8:33 p.m. - Relax? Ha!
2004-11-09 - 4:18 p.m. - I don't know who I am. Can you tell me?
2004-11-08 - 8:35 p.m. - Short but meaningful entry.
2004-11-03 - 7:10 a.m. - Election Day +1
2004-10-31 - 5:56 p.m. - Yeah... Happy Halloween.
2004-10-29 - 10:41 p.m. - School spirit finally came to me in senior year.
2004-10-25 - 7:55 p.m. - Hello, dying man! Do you like my kitty?
2004-10-24 - 8:14 p.m. - I'm French! Can't you tell by my outragous accent, silly king?
2004-10-21 - 7:55 p.m. - If only I held time around the tip of my finger...
2004-10-17 - 3:27 p.m. - Look at all the water!
2004-10-14 - 7:14 p.m. - The sand in the hour glass vanishes.
2004-10-12 - 4:33 p.m. - What is it, boy? Flood? Fire? Hippies? Huricane!
2004-10-09 - 6:44 a.m. - Ya done!

So, quick thanks for the image from confusedvision, under the Creative Commons License 2.0. The inspiration came from Lacuna Coil, an awesome gothic metal band from Italy. This place on the web is fueled by diaryland, firefox, psp 9, caffeine in any form, books, slavic literature, and random bursts of ideas. With the exception of the image and lyrics, the design and code involved is mine. Graize.